Haha, Men, Haha

Sunday, October 12th, 2008 11:35 PM

Guys are Complicated, Girls are Complex.
Read it and weep.

Complexity is Not a bad thing,
making things Complicated is a frustrating trait.

Okay Guys, You say we're sensitive,
too emotional
too clingy
too humane.
If we were, we'd all be dead from suicide with all the assholes out in the world.
Humans have feelings.
Women should not be messed with, can't you understand!
You hurt one women, you hurt us all, We WILL CASTRATE YOU.

But we're too clever for that.
Men think they're the smartest, most manipulative, and can wrap a chick around their finger;
sex,lust, charm, begging.
"oh please, oh please!"
I'll agree, there are chicks like that,
But only because society, ruled by men still, puts pressure, and pressure, and pressure, and wants us to be their diamonds, shimmering, cut to any shape, hard, cold, a gem.
Confidence is key. I'll never let a man get the best of me.
They should have to beg and plead.
I'm not an object, or a sex kitten, will never be barbie, or any other degrading shit like that.

Now I'll try to organize my anger, so I can clearly defend my point.
Men, I know, I know, you all aren't alike.
But there are enough of you to poison the pot.
Throughout frikkin' history men have been ignorant, egotistical, brats.
Boo Fucking Hoo, you didn't get your throne; get over it.

Let me spell this out to you: B-R-A-I-N, It's called a BRAIN.
People use their BRAIN'S and CONSCIENCE to make MEANINGFUL decisions.
It's not called a penis, so don't use that shit as an excuse for why you can't keep your hands to your god damn self.
Look all you want,
But the minute you touch a lady, you have entered unwelcoming territory.
We'll even tolerate some stupid remarks from you idiots always on the block,
It's all shit, and no it doesn't make us feel good, even if you aren't physically touching us,
stuff like "nice ass", or "I'm gonna rape that"
Make us feel violated, who wouldn't?
WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T! Use your brain.
Licking your lips, and grabbing your dick, oh yeah a total turn on sleaze bags.
So I'm number 154 that you whistled at and asked for a number... wow it's really working out for you being a complete disgusting loser.

What I hate even more, When a WOMEN actually FIGHTS BACK.
She gets major props for that, but the fact men break it down to not being a BIG DEAL, that is some vile nonsense.
He asks you to come over grabbing your hand,
You knee him in the gut,
His pride is ruined,
You've been violated, and then it turns
Crazy Bitch
Stupid Slut
If you don't want attention then don't dress like that, or this, it's your own fault.
Screw You Losers.
I like when I don't see guys with their pants down to their knees, but you don't see me grabbing their asses.
When was a dress code announced for women?

We have to be sexy, but if we show too much we're seducing men.
We can't be too smart, or cover up too much, then we're dirt.
I never knew a dress that I feel good in, and makes me feel beautiful, became a "rape me" sign.
I think we all should dress properly, but in the end, if you feel beautiful, and your confidence is at it's highest because of something that you feel good about, then no one else can take that away.
Go ahead wear those tights jeans, but just get them in the right size, por favor, I'll beg and plead.
Get that low cut shirt that you felt five inches taller in, but if your boobs pop 3/4 out of it, wear a shirt under it and still rock it.
Make sure people focus on your genuine personality, and not physique, because that will fade, and then what will you be left with?

Thank you all who took the time to read this with open minds.
For any guy who read this without one, then I hope it changed by the end, and maybe there are some habits you need to work on.
No gender is better than the other, no person, nothing.
Respect is everything, and those who have it, and give it, are a step ahead to what the world really needs.
Unity, please.